(Source: methoticalmemento, via 2000ish)
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
I would like to enroll in whatever kickass class he had.
don’t forget the guy punches the window glass with his bear fist!
This is the most badass thing I have ever and will ever see.
(Source: skinnyseanny, via 2000ish)
Evolution of the Xbox controller by Gadget Love
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
I wonder how many people don’t get this
But I could never forget
are you kidding
everyone knows this pun
I don’t get it.
Almost. Almost everybody
(Source: tatermo, via ruinedchildhood)
"Bout to get that pussy"
"Not if I get it first"
(Source: christmasmoss, via kb-and-swelly)
(Source: alter-natif, via jared-the-jaguar)
(Source: cabbagerose, via jared-the-jaguar)